What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:53

Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way