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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Can we see your heels?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

How do you relax?